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Game of Thrones: Watch Three New Teases That Show Which Three Houses Are Screwed (VIDEO)

We all figure that one of three houses—the Starks, the Targaryens, or the Lannisters—will end up on the Iron Throne once Game of Thrones comes to a close. But they all have some work to do, according to these new Game of Thrones Season 6 teaser videos that were initially sent out via Twitter by the official Game of Thrones twitter account.

All fans had to do to see one of the teasers was send a tweet to @GameofThrones swearing loyalty to either the Starks, Targaryens, or Lannisters, and the account would automatically send back a video of the corresponding house. But if you're still holding out on committing to a Twitter account, good news! HBO just released all of them on YouTube for anyone to watch. Ha ha, Twitter suckers!

Let's look at them one by one:

The Starks

Oh my! That certainly was ominous, wasn't it? Sure sounds like Ramsay Snow saying that Winterfell is his, and he's goading someone into coming over and checking it out. But who? Bran? Undead Jon Snow? Rickon? Go get 'em, Rickon!

The Targaryens

I don't need subtitles because I spent the summer of 2014 learning Dothraki at my local community college's night school program, but you can read the words, anyway: someone is NOT that happy with Dany, refuting her claim of being special. "The millionth of your name"? "Queen of nothing"? Yikes. Sounds like someone is jelly. Remember, Dany ended Season 5 surrounded by a Dothraki horde, and now it sounds like they aren't a friendly Dothraki horde. I hope Dany has an appetite for some horse heart.

The Lannisters

This is MY house! Go Lannisters, I say! Here we hear the High Sparrow talking about rallying the poor and powerless together to take over the rich and powerful. He's the Westerosi Bernie Sanders, basically. Cersei still needs to go to trial for the crimes the High Sparrow believes she committed, Margaery and Loras are still in prison, and Tommen is quietly weeping in the corner of his bedroom wondering where his mommy is. It is not a good time to be in league with the Lannisters.

Game of Thrones returns April 24 at 9pm on HBO.

 

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