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Keira, Queen of the Jungle Dramas.

Memo to Keira Maguire. Don’t sign up for a show if you’ve never watched it comprehensively before.

Last night she just guaranteed herself repeat performances in I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here challenges.

If she’d watched last year Keira would know that the audience voted in Laurina time and again because she had such an extreme reaction to the gross jungle challenges.

Yesterday Keira was sobbing and hyperventilating after putting her head into boxes of spiders, snakes and red hot chilli peppers.

“I can’t believe you did that to me. You don’t even know how much it’s burning,” she sobbed.

Despite assurances others had tested the challenge three times, she replied, “They are not on national TV like dying.

“I’m not even over exaggerating this situation.

“I have a very strong pain threshold. That was so bad, like worse than any treatment I’ve ever had on my face and that was f***ing painful.”

“No-one even cared! No one even cared!” she wailed.

“Is this really what it’s going to be like the whole time?”

Yes it was brutal. That’s the show.

But for viewers, and TEN, it was an Oscar-worthy performance. Now the audience is bound to send her into back to back challenges to see her squirm once more.

She has already been voted into her second test tonight, suspended over a pit of snakes. #KeiraCracks was trending at #1 last night.

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